sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?



if only the titanic did that

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?

image

if only the titanic did that

(via jennstarkid)

Seriously. What more could you want from me?

(via -everdeen)

prostitourettes:

no kissing emoticon before marriage

Please, what will the aunties say?

(via manda)

evilbisexualstiles:

thebritishwinchester:

there-are-some-who-call-me-tim:

duffy-fluffy:

eyelinerandjcrew:

MY FAVORITE POST

PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”

Nah, it’s what we call the rest of the world, because most of the time, it’s accurate.

usualy when we say america it’s followed by a sigh and an eyebrow roll

an eyebrow roll

(via mikasas-anch0rman)

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

(via -everdeen)

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via manda)

(via ohmygreys)

awais16:

90’s

awais16:

90’s

(via desi-problems)

desi-problems:

hazy-minded:

The struggles of going to a wedding and not being able to hit on girls easily because their dads and brothers are around

 

desi-problems:

not always a bad thing though….

desi-problems:

not always a bad thing though….

divorcedreality:

Rotimatic

IT’S AN AUTOMATIC APPLIANCE

THAT MAKES ROTIS

GIVE IT TO ME

(via desi-problems)

Hahahahahahahhahahahagah

Hahahahahahahhahahahagah

hazy-minded:

when bhangra plays at a party and white girls start asking you to teach them how to dance to it

image

no this is my time to shine 

(via desi-problems)